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Shwizz Show//Quiz Show

Spam and Beans have been titillating literally tens and tens of people for nearly three years with their almost legendary “World Famous” quiz show and “Shwizz” nights.

It’s hard to describe to what an evening spent in the quizzicalistic company of the pair might entail, however, it’s fair to say it will probably contain some, if not all of the following:

  • aggressively camp and overly sexual dance routines
  • upside down and inside out humour
  • pop the parcel
  • pound shop prizes
  • Lizzy Beans talking about her “lady-bits”
  • not-so-hard questions
  • obscure music from the vaults of crapdom
  • a story of love in the medium of song, poetry and contemporary movement
  • fun
  • games
  • a flamingo called Flo

In the North we performed our nights in the award winning TROF bars in Manchester and the equally super and award winning Harley Hotel in Sheffield.

Our nights in London have included Shoreditch House, Bar Kick, The Hobby Horse, Hoxton Hall and Dalston Superstore in East London. We also like to pop up at cabaret and scratch nights.

If you want a bit of Spam and Beans action in your life (perhaps you want to surprise a loved one with the image of a camp man and a Natalie Cassidy lookalike dancing to Chaka Khan?)…contact us and the rest will be history.

OUR CURRENT RESIDENCY

The World Famous Dalston Superstore Quiz Sweep

(Inspired by Dale Winton and the notion of cheap inflatable joy)

Every FIRST Wednesday of the month at Dalston Superstore, 117 Kingsland Road, Dalston

9pm Start

sometimes we charge, sometimes we don’t… depends if we can pay our rent that month