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Manchester International Festival! July 5th and 12th

July 5th

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Well Guys and Dolls, Only a week to go until we come a hop, skippin’ and a jumpin’ back to     our friendly favourites in the North.

We’ll be entertaining you with a special MIF edition of our

WORLD FAMOUS QUIZ!

Just turn up and grab a spot, bring some friends and prepare to be titillated in the only way we know - with awful dancing - upsetting questions - disturbing games and an unlikely love story.

Come on down and join in the frivolity at the Festival Pavilion in Albert Square, Tuesday 5th and Tuesday 12th July from 18:30- 19:45 … and its FREE (oh how we love the 5 finger discount).

Click on the link below for more info:

http://mif.co.uk/event/festival-pavilion-2

Spam and Beans at MANCHESTER INTERNATIONAL FESTIVAL!

July 5th

Well Guten Abend!

We’ve had a spruce, some juice, got a bit loose are fully ready to rock out the summer season at some of the greatest festivals good ol’ Blighty has to offer.

In preparation for these hot happenings, Spam’s been applying his Johnsons Holiday Skin and Beans has bought some hedge trimmers so children no longer need be frightened in public swimming pools.

We’ll be kicking off at MANCHESTER INTERNATIONAL FESTIVAL with a Spam and Beans World Famous Quiz!

Tue 5 & Tue 12 July 18:30 – 19:45

Click on tut link below for more details:

http://mif.co.uk/event/festival-pavilion-2/

Other dates for your diary are:

29th-31st July @ Camp Bestival as ‘The Roundhouse presents: Spam and Beans’

8th-11th September @ Bestival as ‘The Roundhouse presents: Spam and Beans’

Finally we are proud to announce we are the first confirmed act to perform at the brand spanking new and very exciting east London Fringe Festival SCIPMYLO! Watch this space for more info.

Keep calm and carry watermelons

Spam and Beans x

Spam and Beans at DUCKIE!

March 12th
11:00 pm

Happy New Year you hot blooded food stuffs!

Here’s to 2011 heaven with lots more mouth-watering action, laughs, tears and weight gain.

It’s safe to say we’ve recovered from the seasonal festivities and have both found new inner fuel to fire up the engines of the Spam and Beans Express… destination…fame, glory and a decent salery woo woo!

So… here’s a few dates for your brand new diary (with a slightly bigger section on the right for all your important bits)…

* MARCH 12th we go live @ DUCKIE! *

Yes the ‘purveyors of progressive working class entertainment’ have scheduled us in for a late night fumble.

Click this link for more info:  http://duckie.co.uk/clubnights.php?submenu=agenda&year=2011

*July 5th and 12th MANCHESTER INTERNATIONAL FESTIVAL*

Our Mancunian brothers and sisters have begged us back for more quizzical frivolity on the  Pavilion on Albert Square . WTS for more info…    http://www.mif.co.uk/

Also we’re currently writing for our brand spanking new show… (I can hear bag pipes and see tartan for some reason)… as well as being very excited to be doing a new show for LONDON FIELDS RADIO!

All this and more… soon!

Have fun, be nice to your mum, kiss my tum. x Spam F and Lizzy B x

Spam and Beans on The Radio…goes LIVE!…

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IT’S HERE!
Our very first radio pilot!
Recorded in July 2010 with Somethin Else Media and produced by Nicky Birch. This is an hour long show of us playing around with some ideas for a future magazine style podcast show (with a sneaky peak at into the day in the life of Pam) … click on the link below and let us know what you think on our comments page…

Spam and Beans on the Radio (The Pilot!)

We join PISTOL and JACK at the SOHO THEATRE BAR!

August 22nd

This coming Sunday 22nd, we join our sex pest, sassy, musical marvels, Pistol and Jack at their Sunday Service at the Soho Theatre Bar!


http://www.facebook.com/pistolnjack#!/event.php?eid=108847929168446&ref=mf

Come on down all ye faithful for sum Sunday Quiz lovin… Soho style!

Spam and Beans are BACK AT THE ROUNDHOUSE!

September 17th

After our favourite show yet, Spam and Beans: The Wedding; our wonderful friends at the Roundhouse have invited us back in September to do a turn at the fabulous and fast selling TURNING POINT FESTIVAL! 

 http://www.roundhouse.org.uk/whats-on/productions/turning-point

3 days. 5 stages. 300 artists. All under one big round roof.

Live music, dance, circus, comedy, cabaret, theatre and more.

We will be performing in the Marquee - Cabaret Tent hosted by Marisa Carnesky on Friday 17th September… watch this space for more info and GET BOOKING!

Dalston Superstore Wednesday 28th July @ 9pm!

July 28th

nauti-bouy-and-nauti-girlYes wipe away those mascara tracks guys and girls, because the time has come again for us to get our sexy little Spam and Beans Tin Rims out for your pleasure!

Yes this Wednesday 28th we shall be be hitting the Dalston Superstore HARD with the best quiz lovin we can muster through the magic powers given to us by our birth father Dale.

But not ONLY that… our brand new resident DJ’s NAUTI BOUY and NAUTI GIRL have climbed aboard and are ready to shake their tale feathers and rattle their tambourines!

Expect lots of games, frivolity and fizz!

Spams got a massive beard and Beans has just shaved hers off so we look all glam and feel ready to wow you with dance routines and Pop the Parcel.

Starts at 9pm! Be there or be a couch potato.

Kisses darlings, kisses!

Spam and Beans xxx

Spam and Beans Host Tristan Bates Theatre Midnight Matinee!

June 19th

The Fabulous Tristan Bates Theatre in Covent Garden have asked us to host their June Midnight Matinee in association with Pride London!

It’s going to be great and we’re creating our own strip club and inviting our very best perfomance artists friends and lap dancers to take part in our installation Strippin’ for a Livin’….

Midnight strikes, coaches turn into pumpkins and the arty folk come out to play at the Tristan Bates Theatre. The Midnight Matinees are a monthly late-night happening that test and develop new work from some of the UK’s most innovative artists. In June, we’re celebrating with Pride London by asking all our artists to revel in freedom of expression and spontaneity. The infamous Spam and Beans will be hosting the night, which promises to be a spectacle of performance poetry, interactive new media installations, comedy, music and dance.

19th June

Midnight onwards

£5

www.tristanbatestheatre.co.uk/Production_Details_MM_June_2010.asp